Jun 04
- Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
- The bassoon burns longer.
- What is a burning oboe good for?
- Setting a bassoon on fire.
- What is the definition of a half step?
- Two oboes playing in unison.
- What is the definition of a major second?
- Two baroque oboes playing in unison.
- How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
- Take the batteries out of his electric tuner.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get away from the bassoon recital.
- What’s the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
- A bad oboist can kill you.