Jun 03
- How is lightning like a violist’s fingers?
- Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
- How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
- Put it in a viola case.
- What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
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- The viola burns longer.
- The viola holds more beer.
- You can tune the violin.
- We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
- It’s usually still in the case.
- How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
- Write a whole note with “solo” above it.
- How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
- Mark it “solo.”
- What’s the difference between a viola and a coffin?
- The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
- What do you do with a dead violist?
- Move him back a desk.
- What’s the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
- You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
- What’s the difference between a viola and an onion?
- No one cries when you cut up a viola.
- What’s the definition of a minor second?
- Two violists playing in unison.