Jul 11
- If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first?
- Who cares?
- What’s the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
- The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
- What do you call ten accordians at the bottom of the ocean?
- A good start.
- What’s a bassoon good for?
- Kindling for an accordion fire.
- What’s a accordion good for?
- Learning how to fold a map.
- What do you call a group of topless female accordian players?
- Ladies in Pain
- Bumper Stickers:
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- Play an accordian–go to jail!
- Three rows and you’re out!
Minimum safe distances between street musicians and the public:
- Violinist: 25 feet
- Bad Violinist: 50 feet
- Tone Deaf Guitar Player who knows 3 chords: 75 feet
- 15 year-old Electric Guitar Player with Nirvana fixation: 100 feet
- Accordionist: 60 miles
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