Jul 11
- “Wagner’s music has beautiful moments but some bad quarters of an hour.”
- –Rossini
- “Richard Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.”
- — Mark Twain
- “A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done.”
- “A drummer is a musician’s best friend.”
- from a Martin Mull album.
- “The present day composer refuses to die.”
- — Edgar Varese
- “Beethoven had an ear for music.”
- — anonymous
- “The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.”
- — The Devil’s Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce
- Did you hear that Mr. Solfege had a dog?
- His name was feedo.
- What do you get when you put a diminished chord together with an augmented chord?
- A demented chord.
- How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?
- …hmm…I don’t know…what do you think?
- A first violinist, a second violinist, a virtuoso violist, and a bass player are at the four corners of a football field. At the signal, someone drops a 100 dollar bill in the middle of the field and they run to grab it. Who gets it?
- The second violinist, because:
- No first violinist is going anywhere for only 100 dollars.
- There’s no such thing as a virtuoso violist.
- The bass player hasn’t figured out what it’s all about.
- Why did the Philharmonic disband?
- Excessive sax and violins.
Borodin nothing to do!!
Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.
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