Jun 12
- What’s the range of a tuba?
- Twenty yards if you’ve got a good arm!
- How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
- Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink ’till the room spins.
- What’s a tuba for?
- 1 1/2″ by 3 1/2″ unless you request “full cut.”
Note: in the USA, a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood, which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.
- How do you fix a broken tuba?
- With a tuba glue.
These two tuba players walk past a bar…
Well, it could happen!